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What's the most illegal thing you ever did?



At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.


I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated


The leaked Pic of The Day about the roster leak has just leaked.


The leaked Pic of The Day about the roster leak has just leaked.


The next Smash Bros. Nintendo Direct will conclude with the public execution of the leaker, with Iwata and Sakurai pulling the switch together as the new Smash Bros. theme plays in the background.


So… What, are we going to ignore the fact that the leaked Smash Bros. roster doesn’t have the Mii Fighters in sight?

customization is off thats why the miis arent there, but how can you deny the footage?



Too sleepy to keep his eyes open. He’s such a morning fox! 

I think this is one of the most beautiful animals I have ever seen o.o